One day not too long ago..2 Australian mamas were sitting on a back deck, sipping wine.. and talking up all the oxygen available.. when the conversation turned to life lessons.. and what they thought were the ones that certainly and without doubt needed to be learned. The two teenage daughters of the 2 mamas were, in turn, amazed, amused, and repulsed, by the words of wisdom tumbling forth from the mamas' mouths. These are, in no particular order, those words.

Friday, April 9, 2010

 You do NOT have to iron everything in your wardrobe. You do have to iron your school uniform/ business attire/ outfit that you wear to a funeral.

 If you are bald, or balding. SHAVE IT OFF. You are fooling NO ONE.

Personal hygiene is more important than the outfit.

 Mental illness is as much an illness as heart disease or a broken leg. You wouldnt let a broken leg heal itself, would you?

If you have the word TEEN at the end of your age, you are too young to be called mummy or daddy.

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