One day not too long ago..2 Australian mamas were sitting on a back deck, sipping wine.. and talking up all the oxygen available.. when the conversation turned to life lessons.. and what they thought were the ones that certainly and without doubt needed to be learned. The two teenage daughters of the 2 mamas were, in turn, amazed, amused, and repulsed, by the words of wisdom tumbling forth from the mamas' mouths. These are, in no particular order, those words.

Monday, April 19, 2010

 a hot beverage is a great calmer.

 ice cold beer tastes best on a hot day after mowing the lawn.

 it is never too late to have a happy childhood. give it to yourself if none else has.

 fibre is good for isnt tasty or fun.. but a good poop can cure a whole lot of ills.

 know the angles and poses that make you look fabulous in photos. use them.

babies DO grow up, even if some days feel like they last 1000 years. We promise.

indulge your love of old movies, crochet, darts, regardless of whether they are "in".

 a vegan lifestyle is not a healthy option if you end up pale, gaunt and lifeless looking.

 life is too short to pass on dessert, or a glass of wine, or a love affair.

clutter complicates everything. so do cryptic crosswords.

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