If you cant afford flowers, cut some shrubbery from your garden. Green is cool and refreshing and looks so pretty in a big glass jar.
Quoting from Monty Python movies will never get old.
Never leave nail polish remover on wood.
Crayola crayons smell like childhood. Always have some in case of a colouring emergency.
Don't chew with your mouth open (see untidy room lesson)
Don't turn everyday chores into a major event. Just do them and get on with life.
Adult women have pubic hair. That is the way Mother Nature designed us. You may sculpt your map o’ Tassie but, please, do you really want to look like a pre-pubescent girl at 30?