One day not too long ago..2 Australian mamas were sitting on a back deck, sipping wine.. and talking up all the oxygen available.. when the conversation turned to life lessons.. and what they thought were the ones that certainly and without doubt needed to be learned. The two teenage daughters of the 2 mamas were, in turn, amazed, amused, and repulsed, by the words of wisdom tumbling forth from the mamas' mouths. These are, in no particular order, those words.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

 Any lump found on your body should be investigated. now.

Ankle tattoos are rarely a style success. Dolphin tattoos are never a style success.

 Cheap tattoos are never quality  and quality tattoos are never cheap.**

 See ** above for shoes and chocolate.

Get yourself FITTED for a bra.. every year. Your body will change and your bras will need to as well. Badly fitting bras are uncomfortable, and can  ruin even the best outfit. same with knickers.


 Your mother** will ALWAYS love you. always.

 **Your mother is not necessarily the woman who birthed you.

1 comment:

  1. Yes yes and yes to all of these.
    And an extension on the cheap and quality thing....just because it isn't cheap, doesn't mean it's quality. Sometimes the cheap and nasty will disquise itself, get to know the difference (says I with my many blistered toes).

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