One day not too long ago..2 Australian mamas were sitting on a back deck, sipping wine.. and talking up all the oxygen available.. when the conversation turned to life lessons.. and what they thought were the ones that certainly and without doubt needed to be learned. The two teenage daughters of the 2 mamas were, in turn, amazed, amused, and repulsed, by the words of wisdom tumbling forth from the mamas' mouths. These are, in no particular order, those words.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

There is NO limit to the amount of wee one small Dachshund  girl dog can produce. NONE.

Dust settles faster than you can dust it.

Bepanthan is the best post tattoo regimen.

Being in your forties does not mean you wont get pimples. ( We wish it were true.. but it isnt.)

String is useful. So is the right medication.

Tapestry renditions of famous Portraits are rarely successful.

Second hand books stores have a smell all of their own. BREATHE it in.. it is the smell of knowledge ...and 1970's weight watchers recipes.

Asparagus WILL make your wee smell funny.

Chap stick is a life essential. Carry one with you at all times. NOthing spoilts a great outdoor event quicker than lips that feel like they may shrivel and drop off your face.

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