There is NO limit to the amount of wee one small Dachshund girl dog can produce. NONE.
Dust settles faster than you can dust it.
Bepanthan is the best post tattoo regimen.
Being in your forties does not mean you wont get pimples. ( We wish it were true.. but it isnt.)
String is useful. So is the right medication.
Tapestry renditions of famous Portraits are rarely successful.
Second hand books stores have a smell all of their own. BREATHE it in.. it is the smell of knowledge ...and 1970's weight watchers recipes.
Asparagus WILL make your wee smell funny.
Chap stick is a life essential. Carry one with you at all times. NOthing spoilts a great outdoor event quicker than lips that feel like they may shrivel and drop off your face.