One day not too long ago..2 Australian mamas were sitting on a back deck, sipping wine.. and talking up all the oxygen available.. when the conversation turned to life lessons.. and what they thought were the ones that certainly and without doubt needed to be learned. The two teenage daughters of the 2 mamas were, in turn, amazed, amused, and repulsed, by the words of wisdom tumbling forth from the mamas' mouths. These are, in no particular order, those words.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Wear cotton undies.

Wear sunscreen.

Do not have sex with someone because they tell you you should, have sex with them because you like them and you feel comfortable about it.

Do not have sex anywhere others may see you, walk in or film you on their phone.

  Never send nude photos of yourself via text or email, and if you MUST .. CHECK the address BEFORE you hit send.  Your boss and  your mother REALLY dont want to get that message.

   Never make a sex video with someone unless you get back all the copies if you break-up. ALL the copies.

  Write love letters by hand.

 

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