Meat and meat scraps CANNOT go into your in-kitchen compost bin.

If you need to wear a "g-string liner", perhaps you should rethink the g-string.

Remember people's names (even though we struggle with this).

Be wary of clowns {shudder}.

Get into the habit of spending 10 minutes every day tidying and straightening your home (see 'remembering people's names').

Coke must be savoured if it comes out of a glass bottle.

Never drink alcohol until you fall down.

Make one alcoholic drink last the equivalent of three alcoholic drinks.

Ensure control of your 'slapping hand' at all times.

It is ok to have all your emotions show on your face.

Try to control your rolling eyes before they roll back into your head.